$488 new year's day celebration

here's what you never want showing up in the mail after barely running a red light early new year's day -

too bad you can't see the dirty details because my outfit was um, amaaaaazing.
giant white robe, tall furry slippers, no pants, sleep-filled eyes and a ghetto sideways ponytail.
8:56 am on new year's day?!
never again will i be awake for that type of party.